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Race Result from Xtreme Indoor Karting

> Just got back from the Tracks, not my fastest lap, but pretty decent.
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Posted March 7, 2010

DeBoer on the Future of Vokoun

To be brief: WTF DeBoer?

DeBoer: "Vokoun big part of the Panthers future"also "Scott Clemmensen will start tomorrow for the Panthers V Thrashers game"
In Plain English: "Scotty gets the nod because, after an awesome Czech performance, Vokoun is looking like some nice trade bait."

GREAT! Loose your best player. DeBoer, you better get some one good for a guy like Vokie.

Sudden Death Brooming is SWEEPING the nation!

The start of CNBC's coverage of this highly anticipated hockey game was a complete mess, instigated by a U.S. vs. Japan women's curling match that went into overtime or extra innings or sudden death brooming or whatever it's called.

Puck Daddy- Hockey fans give NBC the broom over scheduling decisions

Orange Power

And I thought it was an accomplishment to power a LED with an Orange

Dwight's Brilliance

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. 

- Dwight K. Schrute

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